French Gelato is a converted Francophile whose childhood dream was to become a hard core porn star and an oil pipe driller in Alaska at the same time. None of that has happened for her so far. But it all can be arranged. She recently gave up her post operating smoothies in Willie Wonka's Factory and is currently living in #82 Writer's Block, somehow but rather not strangely, finding herself learning the ropes to become a Healer's apprentice.